Category Archives: Humour

Trouble at the tennis club . . .

Hello, Gregory.  I see you’ve left the tennis club ? Yup. Got fed up with them all. Oh ! They seem a pretty decent crowd to me. What ? Everything decided by the gents in the bar. Committee totally ignored … Continue reading

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The Great Dilemma . . .

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Life in the EU . . .

Some people who advocate remaining in the European Union say that we should not only be “IN” but that we should lead it . . .

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The Idiot’s Lantern – 2 . . .

Michael Portillo has just finished another of his railway journeyings – this time around the eastern USA using a new old guide – Appletons. These programmes – there have been several series so far – always leave me puzzled and dissatisfied. … Continue reading

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Another outpouring of . . . ?

Sir Terry Wogan has died, aged 77, of cancer so we are told. I remember him well for his record programme years ago and I enjoyed his apposite remarks about the march of the traffic cones. I cannot remember when … Continue reading

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The Patient’s Patience, or the Computerside Manner . . .

            PING !      Mr. Payshent.      Dr. Killin.      Room 35. Tap, tap. Come in ! Morning Doctor. I trust I find you well ? Yes, thank you. Have a seat. … Continue reading

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Motorway Madness, or Coffee Calamity . . .

I am fed up to the back teeth with coffee in cafes ! You are ? Yes I am. Totally fed up. What’s brought this on all of a sudden ? The Lunchbox. That nice little place ? Usually very … Continue reading

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Snookered . . .

The snooker players bend them selves into all sorts of attitudes, squint along their cues, and pop the balls into the pockets around the table edge. And then that man in the dinner jacket promptly inserts his hand, retrieves the … Continue reading

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Oh! Isn’t he marvellous . . .

“Look at him ! Oh bless him ! See the way he gets about ! Marvellous !” “Yes, I love the way he walks with his legs apart so” “And his arms held out . . . !” “Helps him … Continue reading

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Ah ! . . . Parenthood . . .

Get’s you right there doesn’t it ?

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